I look at the thin stack of cash in my money clip and my 2015 MacBook Pro and I know which is the right one for me.

I like it. It puts all those jacked-up pretender 911 Safari clones back in their place.

Something tells me this ol’ boy David Halls has some ammosexual tendencies ...

I gotta agree with him.

Exactly. Just like every time my utility advertises to me it’s brought down the cost of electricity to my home every year, but by the time my consumption and transmission fees are totaled up for my bill, it magically increases another $10 a month.

I thought that Hertz did all its sales bank pumping for Ford ...

I dunno. He was pretty damn good under pressure today.

I would think before F1 considers a third race in the U.S. they might want to establish the second one first.

And not in a ha-ha way, either.

Hell, if you have an iPhone or iPad, you can read this same damn article today posted in Apple News without a goddamn slideshow right now.

Hell, it didn’t for Formula 1 drivers until 5 years ago.

I appreciate you stan for Formula 1. Really.

Fourth Gear: The logical flaw in the truism “It’s better to ask for forgiveness that it is to get permission” is that it assumes that you will be forgiven.

Really? A 31-point slideshow?

Well, if you’re going to go all fancypants, Kraft’s Sharp Cheddar Deluxe Mac & Cheese has it all over Cheez Wiz and Shells. Every day of the week. Ridged elbow macaroni rules.

I’ve truly tried, and weakly smiled over girlfriends’ moms efforts to offer something better.

Let’s try this again, specifically @ Cough Whitlam.

I thought they finally put down Marge Schott.

NP or ND? I’m afraid I must abstain. If you think a boat is something you pour money into before you burn it, just spend time using — and maintaining — a large motorhome.

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Accept no substitutes.