Finally. After a week and a half of trolling us with the wildest No Dice picks you could find, you come across with the good stuff. Big-block, four-speed Corvette convertible in Resale Red, at a price right at the very bottom of the market.

Nah.

Because the Nissan dealer is the last lot that still has cars on it. And they’re even different colors!

There are even full-faced SA2020 helmets which offer a lot more peripheral vision than your average full-faced motorcycle helmet. Look at the rally lines. And the open-faced SA2020 helmets? Not even close.

Or better yet, forget about motorcycle-rated helmets and get a current-rated Snell 2020 rated racing helmet.

Guy, give it up.

By definition, people bringing in their SLs to your shop on a regular basis are probably keeping them well maintained. That’s not the case for many, if not a majority, of these cars.

Benz repair shops get ‘em cheaper, when owners dump ’em because the owners can’t afford to fix ’em. Which is where this is going to end up when the seller can’t find a sucker/buyer. So this doesn’t even have that value in parting it out. No Dice.

@Elinor Zen - No.

For all you folks who want to malign Jaguars and Land Rovers, shame on you. You philistines. You just can’t appreciate the beauty of these vehicles’ classically-influenced designs and old-school appointments.

I don’t know about this. Casting Canaan as Vin Diesel’s mini-me doesn’t seem like the best idea ...

Not to worry. A mighty tug on that Cobb shifter would pull him through.

Yeah, but what are those poll watchers gonna do when they step in the booth and discover they’re up against a roughneck with a bad attitude?

“Old and broken. New and hotness ...”

Bull shit.

There isn’t going to be any tractor-trailer traveling in the left two lanes of and Massachusetts highway. That is way, expensively, against the law there.

Yeah they did. This was the Japanese answer to the Chrysler Cordoba.

There’s plenty to dislike.

Long-form journalism? Forget that.

Plate scanners, paired with bored local yokels constantly doing plate checks because they have nothing better to do.