Nah. My first question was “What the fuck?”

You haven’t been to Maine then.

I’d submit that perhaps the lower body of this Maine droptop may have had a ruined body before the body kit was stuck on it. That would help explain why it’s such a lousy fit. Crusty mounting points would contribute to that.

There is another explanation.

Fold the vaccination card in half and it fits in a wallet just fine. And doesn’t feed a private data omnivore like Google.

But an LTD II?

Uhhh, what about that instrument panel? And the pedal box? Or the freakin’ inside doorhandles, fanboi?

I’d submit it’s more like calling a LeBaron a Maserati.

Alas, the folks behind Affinity apps (Serif Publishing) have said that their 50% off price break due to the pandemic ends/ended June 30. If they hold to that, as of July 1, the pricing is essentially correct.

Hey buddy. That “Don’t be an asshole” line should go both ways.

Bitchin’ Mustang, dude. But $28K? No Dice.

First Gear - Hire a photographer, ya deadbeats!

I don’t know about the characterizations. But as far as the look? That trailer is tight.

That wasn’t the NSA. It was his buddy David Pecker. It’s an inside job.

Bad knife/pasteup work, making up for the original size pics having tiny heads. Or just bad ‘50s pop art parody. Like Roy Lichtenstein on bad acid.

Ah, back in the days when mechanical photo reproduction took hours of darkroom tricks, Rubylith, X-Acto knives, airbrushes and considerable skill to create shitty images that can now be royally screwed up digitally in just a couple of minutes with Photoshop.

You realize, of course, that the Baddest Bronco on dirt didn’t have a stick front axle either, don’t you?

Black flies, a copy of Uncle Henry’s and a pint bottle of Fireball.

This is likely not one of those “there’s nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes” situations.

Silly poster ... don’t you know their vengeful God is Chock Ful’O’Wrath to wreak upon those other people? For their faithful friends, their merciful God will spare them.