Tell that to Roy Moore. Keith Ellison has got to go.

Let’s start a single-payer for Bloggers. They are vastly overpaid compared to other countries bloggers. 

This is the most important piece I have read on Splinter... like ever. 

I believe a same fate would have befallen Nirvana had Kurt Cobain lived to make more albums. There is only so much creativity that lives within each of us. 

There needs to be an equal and opposite to the star function. This post deserves a black star of disapproval.

“My vote is determined by candidate hot takes on almond milk”- Literally No One.

The takes are going to be scorching hot on this one. 

Labor Unions: Fuck You Pay Me. 

you don’t need a reason

Some people find competition fun.

The author wants it both ways, They want to compete with the boys, but they want the other team to take it easy on them because they are a girl.

Who is dumb enough to read the script and say to themselves... “Yea, using the N-word on camera will have positive consequences”. 

Fuck ICE! abolish the organization.

I think I would much rather just get an Amazon Echo Dot.

How can a judge demonstrate such piss-poor judgement?

It happened to buggy whip makers. Nobody cried a river for them. Progressivism leads to progress. 

Technology makes workers more efficient. The same amount of work can be done by fewer workers.

This isn’t the only industry where technology has made workers more efficient. You can accomplish the same amount of work with fewer workers. 

Patience is a virtue. 

I have an idea.