I find the fact that his name is Jay Dee but his nickname is B.J. for more offensive/questionable than the drunken brawling.

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.

He won't say a word.

It’s as if being repeatedly kicked in the head could affect your judgment.

Look you keep talking about his losses but all I know is at the end of the night, he finally ended a 7 fight losing streak.

Penn has had 11 loses in the last decade, with 5 coming from T/KO. I dunno...maybe that’s bad for a brains ability to do things like regulate emotion or do a risk/rewards analysis...Or maybe he ate too many GMO’s.

if you can’t hit a HR in a HR Derby, you probably aren’t doing it in a game....

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

Man, Richard Sherman’s really lost a step. 

There’s no way that’s a fat suit. Just look at how his back fat jiggles in the beginning and how the belly is actually moving how a real belly would move. Fat suits aren’t even that realistic in high budget movies.

People think it’s a gag, but the truth is that’s the first time The Fridge ever passed Jimmy John’s without stopping.

Beat the Fridge? Sure.

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

And there’s something rotten in the crisper drawer, if you know what I mean.

What gets me is that there wasn’t a single person in the entire production process that could step in and say, “Hold it like this.” 

That actually makes some sense, then. A rugby ball is held like this to allow passing to either side.

The biggest tell that the actor who plays Nate is Australian is that he has no fucking clue what to do with a football in his hands.

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

I thought we established he didn't know how to shoot.

“See? I told you.”