This thing has much better mechanics

He may be 64, but if we know one thing about Dusty Baker, it's that he'll keep himself in the game for far too long

As a tribute, the writers should vote him in but only after waiting 30 years too long to do so

in an attempt to increase viewership, FSN southwest will be covering this instead of Astros games in 2014.

Say what you want about the sport, these guys have twice the balls Lance Armstrong ever will have.

An Indian throwing a Redman seems so counter productive...

Portman toe ing?

Oddly-named craft beer that comes in a can is the bearded funny guy who isn't your type at all but who always meets you at the subway station when you come over and turns out to be great at oral.

The inside of your head sounds cool.

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

Ironically, the amount of time he was in the air is relative to how long he and his friends have been fans of the Pirates.

"A huge man called me a cunt & said he was going to kick my ass"

Even the crack detectives at Pittsburgh PD ought to be able to figure out Debbie did it.

That's what they get for Putin him on the spot.

Wait, what does Marc Trestman have to do with this?

Who's Andrew McCutchen?

Dude, Where's My Cartilage?

As a pilot who takes a lot of breakfasts in concierge lounges, I couldn't be more familiar with this type of guy. Fun to listen to them though - especially if you get 2 or more grouped together in a game of linguistic buzzword oneupmanship. Keeps me thankful that my living doesn't depend on convincing others to buy…

The Hurt Locker

You mean Darren "Sweatshops Aren't That Bad" Rovell?