his punishment was diminished because the evidence against him was based on Irsay

I don't care how much he is worth, he is still white trash

she may have struggled with this recipe, but I wouldn't mind watching her try to toss some salad.

Chairman of the Board

I had my shortstop position taken form me by a girl on my 8-year-old all-star team. We were good, and other than some ego-bruising, it was perfectly fine in the long run.

By the time we reached high school though, she had moved to second base to shorten her throwing distance - her arm strength, speed, and agility had…

I kind of agree with you, but your rationale is completely wrong. The problem with people these days is that they completely determine things based on one side of a given story. We as a society don't ever look at things through opposing lenses. What was the story of the other party? Does anyone care?
Maybe this child…

Why the fuck did/do people like them?

No way - parents who shove these devices in front of the kids are doing them a disservice. Being "the bad parent" will make you a good parent.

brilliant!

"Your Local Brewery's Flagship"

DUMB.
You think flagship recipes don't vary over time? The best breweries are always refining even their best brews to put out the best possible product. So you are wrong.

In addition to this, here is why this theory sucks nuts:

pick out 25 chinese restaurants. order general's chicken from…

supply and demand. they don't make the beer for themselves, they make it for the consumer.

wait, this isn't normal?

"Damnit! That was supposed to be on hold for my return!"

I present to you the two best teams in the world... Damn, those are some pale-ass black dudes!

Facebook status:

"Looks like its that time of year when everyone pretends like they care about soccer for a few weeks."

what is the point of this post that shows up everywhere? I don't even get the point they are trying to make....

As both a fan and a player, you want to win or get throttled. Real-world examples from myself:

Dropping a hail mary that would've won the game - a diving catch i made at the 8 yard line, followed by a missed field goal to tie it - tracking down a deep fly ball in dead center and hitting the wall just as i put my glove…

almost as annoying as forced terms that generalize a vague population, such as "hipsterbia" or "sheeple"

if only there were a term for an online personality who makes nonsensical, erratic comments with the intent of creating chaos...

thank you for my new go-to gif.

Man, I love that Mexican uni