+1 - I LOL'ed

you kidding me? have you seen this dudes skills?

+1 you are clearly a prophet

"I thought you said 'pads' not PEDs..."

+1

There are white people, and then there are white people

+1 brilliant

Ouch. That was a shot through the heart. They were just trying to make a memory.

peppermint roll?

He estimated he landed eight blows.

what would that person look like?

just like cincinnati chili, the only thing you piled on was a bunch of shit.

There is at east one building with plenty of metal:

Didn't think I could loathe him more. Then he goes and wears double-gloves on the links....

First, watch this:

The second they showed this, I looked at my wife and said "this will be on Deadspin within seconds."
Beautifully done!

I am so conflicted right now...

Unlike unplanned pregnancy, word processors offer the option to "undo" when mistakes are made.

Clearly Susan contradicts herself by not supporting abortion, either.

+1 more reason not to live there

brilliant! +1