Mets fan?

i was actually making fun of myself, noticing someone suggested Phelps just before I hit "Publish"
its crazy hard to outwit on Deadspin

You could put 50% of the NFL (that is a conservative percentage) in a different non-English-speaking country for the rest of their lives and they would never be able to conduct an interview in the native tongue. Even Rhodes Scholars couldn't entirey pick up a new language between age 20 and 23

i was going to go with Michael Phelps...
i was also going to read other comments first, but clearly I did not

+1 beautifully done

i see what you did there!

Reiff: Looks like her Mustang ran out of gas.

thats not a reds fan, that is chuck mccall from the amazing race

plump friction

i can tell you this: always be careful when using your breast pocket. particularly when reaching over to flush...

I prefer Cleveland's regional specialty: poverty.

In my very relevant experience, I would call Columbus the Florida of Ohio. In reality, Cincinnati is just kind of an old-timey city that minds its own business.

Miller late should never be ranked higher then Budweiser or Schlitz. Glad PBR made the top 5, though

Not sitting next to him: #72, Matt Light.

sure, he handles the cock well. But I want to see his ball-handling skills.

I knew it was in before watching - Kidd has never had his cock blocked.

Looks like his barber is also on the disabled list.

even more sad when he hears patrick kane ponding some strange from the floor below. #firstworldproblems

Still trying to determine what your angle is with this video....

Everyone was extremely excited before the rally when the local meteorologists called for "fair weather".