wow.

perhaps... but I was pretty confident that at least someone would be wearing capris

+1
flawless delivery.

is that wilt chamberlain or calvin murphy?

when Chuck Norris thanks God, he gives him a firm handshake.

damn - beat me to it!

Larry David?

oh yeah, Gregg Sager!

(+1 for beating me to it)

sad trombone

Tim Tebow's guide to passing

I look like a fucking panhandler dressing up for a meeting with his parole officer

or "good googly moogly"?

as in "great googli moogli"?

agreed - i would call this a "cool-looking" catch. shin-soo choo would've dropped it, for sure. Michael Bourn, Denard Span, and others could have run this down with some ease.

judging by his navy blue nose, he is an alcoholic. verified by his post-anthem antics, singing for free, and the fact that he has been in Boston for so long.

The question wasn't fair - she is Mormon.

+1
thank you

your Lou Holtz analysis should win an award.

+1 *slow claps*

I don't understand this part of the article - it clearly was deflected. Where the hell did he get the impression it was not? It was a correct no-call....