THAT is my new wallpaper.

Let them have their hate filled fantasy world; reality is good enough for the rest of you.

Does this person also encourage her students to mitigate plagiarism in her classroom?

Chuck still owes me for that thing in Tijuana.

The brainwashing of the day seems to be ‘Mumbleania delivered a great speech; Michelle WHO?’

Thank Christ it can be helped to prevent someone from lowering it subterrainially immediately after her tenure.

I do what I can.

At SOME point we’re all going to agree that this supposedly smart, educated, accomplished woman can take SOME fucking responsibility for attempting to pass off Michelle Obama’s words as her own, aren’t we?

Not even the Trumpenfrauds must’ve thought this bullshit had a chance when it started, but now it’s obvious they can fucking taste it and can’t wait to be Ameirca’s first Imperial family.

Why does that dog look suspiciously like Paul Manafart?

Umm....they’re both fictional.

This convention is what happens when siblings procreate.

Okay; right on; I’m seeing it now; the old ‘care for a tissue?’ dispenser.

You could past participle my English any day, luv.

As a man, I’m having difficulty picturing how this mortifying tucking occurs; my faith prevents me from employing a demonic belt, so tucking into mah underwear is my life’s blood.

Keeping it real; real exposed.

....

..

I would rather have most dogs lick my face than even acknowledge most humans.

That was a fucking misguided act of misplaced intrusion, and he’s now the Unemployed Tenor.