That’s certainly not a universal opinion;

Especially when, as in this case, ‘gif’ stands for ‘grossly incompetent fool.’

Does she have the thirst for attention?

All the alleged problems with the roll-out were grossly exaggerated by every Conservative in the country as well as their care givers at FOX.

Well, this should certainly ensure that no one tunes in to this year’s version of the GOP’s mewling drivel about how America has gone to Hell because of some uppity Bla-guy in the WH.

The fun really starts after sign-off;

It’s all about cool under fire;

Certainly not exclusive to television, but infinitely more memorable.

Glad she’s okay, but that was fucking whack.

Unless that ‘celeb’ is David Spade, apparently.

Apart from a couple of appearances on daytime talk shows, what other television shows has the President been on?

The irony is delicious; a no-talent hack questions the President’s ‘dignity,’ while making a statement which is sure to give him face time on air, which is more than he could ever hope for after being involved in a string of horrendously worthless films.

Why would I give my unborn children to watch either of these men beat the decayed fuck out of Trumpenstein?

Who the fuck would ever want this trainwreck as a spokesperson, unless it was for a product so vile and awful, he’s the natural choice?

Umm...where are these fucking things been screened? High schools? College campuses?

It’s actually just poor dental hygiene, but you know; tomato/tomahto.

Spoiler alert; you’ve just described the trailer for the next Shia Lebeouf film.

Please, SOMEONE reassure me that when this walking pap smear finally has his public meltdown in which he challenges anyone to dismiss his claims of his having personally bitten Hitler’s head off and his having taught Elvis and The Beatles everything they knew, that it WILL be taped for posterity.