Call of Diabetes.

At this stage? Not even King Leonidas and his 300 could manage that.

Christ; do NONE of these greedy corrupt bastards understand that their endless denials and feckless protestations of innocence are falling on deaf ears, and they’ve no one to blame for it but themselves?

Hasn’t it been indisputably established that this franchise is in the shitter?

Is pelican some local acronym for joint/roach?

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Billy fucking Crum; well that’s par for the fucking course. What a fetid piece of work this prick is; he’s lucky it wasn’t attempted murder, the unrepentant sonofabitch.

Wait; like any other religion isn’t?

Don’t have a broighus; but it’s definitely fucking Hollyweird in action.

Yet had to ask if anyone watched it.

Well, sentient people did.

And what’s more, unlike the GOP charade, they understood it.

That was the single greatest comedic impersonation in the history of television.

Absolutely fucking sweet; what an unbelievable sporting event for this city and the country.

Jesus; most sentient people would be suspicious of anyone calling themselves a ‘body coach;’ seriously, wtf does that even mean?

Yessssss...and I am a Nigerian Prince who needs only a small investment of $2000 from you in order to shower you and your family with over $2oo,ooo,ooo in reward money!

Nothing some unicorns can’t fix!

You mean a local transfat phenomena.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!