Fuck I’m old.

Understood; ain’t love grand?

Stevie can do no wrong; what were we arguing about again?

Doesn’t do a thing for me, must be a generation thang.

I do what I can for a fellow marsupial.

Would that this soulless technological marvel we call the interwebs could emoticon my single, swollen teardrop.

I gave it a shot, but it’s not really my cuppa; every 11.5 minutes could be my last.

Right back at you;

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Roger that.

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I’m flattered...but...

Uh huh; stop it.

Lots and lots of money and airtime, neither of which her acting career were generating.

So...Uncle Termnibot?

She’s gone full blown Fembot teapublican Stepford Wife.

Do I really have to point out the irony of your claiming to know exactly what I meant by overreacting to a single word and missing my point entirely?

And natural; he didn’t even need to cook that goat first.

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You know necrophilia is still frowned upon, right?