Umm...why does Karl Lagerfeld’s wrist look like the hairy mid-section of a 74 year old Baltic dominatrix?

It’s still copious quantities of Bazooka Joe, right?

Work it.

It’s a metaphor, ffs.

Consider it done; where can I find her?

Hey; any nation that can give the universe Mickey Mouse and iPhones can’t be all bad.

I’m sorry, but until Black people are being killed by economic disparity wearing a badge, the problem is with law enforcement that face no repercussions for their criminal behavior.

Yah but the difference is;

And that sort of ‘logic’ is helpful how, exactly?

I don’t think the residents of Baltimore are interested in having their officials accuse one another of being the source of the complete lack of police presence in areas that warranted it; they are all going to be asked ‘Where were the police? Where was the mayor and governor while the city burned? Where was the…

Tim Russert was an unabashed Right wing stooge and his kid is an asshat.

Prior to the mistakes demonstrated by all levels of local government, police/city council/governor in the past 2 weeks since Gray’s murder, both the mayor and police commissioner had been widely praised for their commitment and diligence in trying to improve relations between the Black community and cops.

Tonight’s game should be freaking awesome; too bad the dome will likely be closed.

There’s a difference?

She’ll be fine; her creepy classmates and their vile parents?

What the fuck is up with all those parents who let their worthless kids treat an ill classmate like a pariah?

'I'll catch this Bowfin for you, but it ain't gonna be easy; bad fish. Not like going down to the pond chasing Bluegills or Tommycocks...'

Current favorite for 'Gif of the Year.'

Someone might survive two bullets, but few are likely to survive six.

Someone sure didn’t look so cocky and carefree when they led him away in chains.