I once saw Lynn Hoppes in the wild, at an NBA event. His plumage was GORGEOUS.

He's testing my patience, 140 characters at a time.

One long humblebrag.

Oh my lord, you couldn't be more right. Why does he need to be so fucking outraged about everything all the time? It must be exhausting to be him.

9/20/10. NEVER FORGET.

Good to know love isn't dead.

Coffee instead of tea?

You have to understand, us Seattleites are almost English in our pessimism. It must be the rain. As I've written on this site, we're used to sports disappointment.

Josh, in Obama's America, we don't spike the football.

Dom is looking a little too longingly at that screen with his wide grin.

Well, I say "the awarness game" because it's common in the playbook of high-profile charities.

"It's a credit to Armstrong that he's at the head of an organization that's pumping a huge amount of money into cancer research"

Simmons will find a way to rationalize so he can name drop Morey 5 times in his next column or podcast.

That six seconds was great while it lasted.

I saw a screener for the documentary about a month ago and read RA's book as well. I got the feeling from the movie he didn't open up to the filmmakers like he did in his book. I think had he let them know more stories of his past, they would have pursued his storyline more.

Corporations are people too!

It was nice that your dad let you borrow that blazer.

I've lived in NYC for three years and despite being a soccer fan I've only gone to one Red Bulls match. It was a hassle to get out there, the stadium was half empty and there wasn't much to do in the area to make a day out of attending a game, so it was straight out and straight back home. It just feels not worth it…

Unfortunately, I had already completely lost my shit before I was warned to not go nuts.

Under that logic, couldn't the whole 2011 NFL season be construed as a "TV Event"?