I’m not really. Probably just one poorly planned post, the comments will all trash it, and that’s the last we’ll see of “Cracker” Jack MacSwagbag.

It’s kind of like they were trying to attempt some of the absurdness of Doug without really putting in what made it great. Like this line:

... not exactly a great piece. Seems like it’s trying to hard to be what it is. Which is a trash post. Give us an actual review or a press post, not this nonsense.

I have no prior experience reporting, writing, and live in Canada. I would apply as a joke, but that would probably only waste your time.

That was a test. Congratulations! You start Monday as the new reviews editor.

This 2002 Nissan Maxima (or any of this generation). 3.5 litre engine, loads of power, and available with a six-speed. Also comes with leather, heated seats, sunroof, you name it. This one is only $4500 CAD with 151k kilometres on it, with only a speck of rust on it. Use the extra money to clean things up, and you…

It would have been great if they had called out the owner in the press release. “Gary, bring back your X3. It might catch on fire. Our bad, dude.”

And the gold medal for leaps in logic goes to...

#RuleCanada

Now I’m absolutely certain the comment section (especially the greys) will be civilised and polite about having a Dodge engine in a Chevy, just like how civilised people were when the Abomination (2jz Mustang) showed up.

No problem!

$699. Says in the article.

As I have said before, and I’ll continue to say, every person who says “I was going to buy this until I found out no manual” really means “I wouldn’t be able to afford this car new and am bitter that it won’t come with a stick when I try to buy one used in ten years.” Automakers don’t care about your complaining…

I would gladly hang that in someone else’s house.

Cheers, $kay, but no thanks!

Thanks, Andrew! And I think thanks for the song? I’m not sure what to feel about that... masterpiece.

Are you sure that’s a duck? Looks like a chicken to me.

Your mechanical adventures play out like a sit-com:

Now, how do you think the Cruze hatchback will factor into this segment?

Bingo. And they’re not buying new, hence the comments I’ve seen of “I can’t wait to buy one used!”