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    Thanks, Andrew! And I think thanks for the song? I’m not sure what to feel about that... masterpiece.

    Are you sure that’s a duck? Looks like a chicken to me.

    Your mechanical adventures play out like a sit-com:

    Now, how do you think the Cruze hatchback will factor into this segment?

    I think the most tragic thing about this is that 27 million Neopets accounts have been breached. Those five people must be pissed.

    Bingo. And they’re not buying new, hence the comments I’ve seen of “I can’t wait to buy one used!”

    “But can I get an S4 with a manual now? If not, Audi is a shit company that can’t build a decent car.”

    Toronto probably isn’t too far off the mark.

    Come to Oppo. We have stickers sometimes.

    DON’T DEAD, JLPAOR INSIDE.

    So, what happens if the dress splinters in any way?

    May need some modifications to the aero and a lot of tape to hold the flower down, but I think we have a contender.

    Remember, this is a stock colour on the GLA, and looks even better on the GLA45 AMG (especially with the wing).

    “Now, after 168 years, the Terror has been discovered in “perfect” condition in the Arctic Ocean near Canada.”

    Can’t imagine what it would be like to be this man. There’s no way he could have known at the time. Hopefully he manages to find peace somehow.

    2nd Gear: Okay, let’s see how this... oh, nope I’ve stalled it. Oh, I started in second? Dammit.

    Why not just build a bigger helicopter?

    Let’s play a game: which sci-fi movie would you not be surprised to see this in the background of?

    Probably not. They’re not quite at human intelligence levels yet.

    What do you mean “holder”? Just use the pipe!