The Americans are in food comas! Quick, time to Canadianize Jalopnik!

Seriously, the death of fiery death makes me sad.

By “clearly doesn’t give a shit” I mean in idea: how many of these are they honestly expecting to sell? The CrossCabriolet didn’t have stellar sales numbers (ballparking 5700 over three years), so this isn’t expected to be a volume seller.

I think it’s great. People always shit on things for being the same, and now we’ve got this Range Rover that clearly doesn’t give a shit, and all you guys do is complain.

Brand perception. Take Cadillac for example: they built some not-so-great cars for a while, and now, even with some stellar cars, people still aren’t buying as many Cadillacs as they are BMWs and Benzes, since they think they’re still crap cars. If Genesis wants to do well, they’re going to have to deliver some…

Well, considering that when this hubbub first came up and I saw that they had removed the diesel V6s from the VW site as quickly as the four-cylinders, I don’t think they’re as innocent as they say they are.

Who said that? Clearly no one who has ever read the comments on here.

I look forward to the Jalopnik crew entering a battle of the bands.

Man, I bet half the downvotes on the video are from morons going “Jezebel? I hate them”.

Well, the car partially broke during one of my classes.

Doug insulted it in a recent column, if I remember correctly. You two should do a test together and film it.

Things that are going to happen:

I frequently chant “thread the needle” with my passengers when I need to get the car through a tight space. It’s worked every time so far, so I think I’ve found a cheat code.

Hypothetical question:

I’m learning how to drive stick so I can steal more cars.

Hey there bud, it seems like you’re pretty salty over the choices of another human being that in no way affect you. How about you get some fresh air?

Holy fuck, man. Glad to hear you made it out okay!

Yeah, I remember watching a few guys trying to fish one out from the lake. Not a good time.

Family members have done that in order to get past open water spots when the lake freezes over. Doesn’t always go well for everyone, though.

More like Coloradbro.