I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

Whatever method or style you go with, just be sure to make LOTS of them. Leftover mashed potatoes fried up in patties are fantastic (but not at all like a mashed potato latke, mentioned briefly in Aimee’s recent piece on latkes).

You sound fun!

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Bonus for using the word isthmus in the context of a hot dog.

This is as I feared, a worst case scenario. He had minor symptoms, and has learned nothing and will minimize covid even more now.

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do…

Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

Sam, I’m beginning to doubt your commitment to SparkleMotion.

I know how he feels. I constantly post opinions like “Raisin Bran #1 cereal” when in actuality that is not my position.

However, despite the dip in sales, the chain is actually making more money than it was before.

Plain clothes, running up and snatching someone without clear establishment of what authority you are representing is not how we as Americans accept an arrest. This person was not a violent extremist or anything that would require a tactic of this level. Nor would would we arrest someone who did meet that level in…

It’s not like other small businesses could’ve benefitted from such a generous loan or anything...

So after years of giving the Kardashian and K-adjacent trashbags free publicity, the GMG sites have zipped their lips today on Kanye’s escalating behavior and his wife finally being forced to respond to it? I don’t expect a nuanced thoughtpiece about when mental illness collides with celebrity-levels of wealth and…

When people start ranting about Communism I like to ask them if it’s the Hegelian dialectical materialism they object to or just its application to the economic sphere. It’s funny when they sputter to a stop dumbfounded but it’s even funnier when they assume they know what that means and keep going.

I was born in Scotland, grew up in Canada, so I have none of the idiotic racism that permeates the US.

Of course you don’t remember it, Amy, because, as the Sony leak proved, you say about a million dumbshit things a day. That’s way too many to keep track of or even be aware of the individual dumbshit content levels.

She’s like, “Well, you know, the character, as written, she’s been to university and is educated.”

Wait, have you just described my marriage? ;-)

Wait, have you just described my marriage? ;-)

Agreed. Also the amount of oil you need to make it... my lawd.