Or fiddle-fucking around with his phone and not watching the road.

Perfect visibility, straight line, already almost out of its lane and no attempt at avoidance?  This driver needs a drug test, BAC test and logbook check...  Either high, drunk or asleep!

No one is ‘so mad’, it’s just like 20 people on Twitter. I’ve seen just as many people be happy to be represented and feel seen by the campaign.

No, sails don’t fall into the ocean when the wind dies to become several hundred pounds of wet nonsense you have to deal with.

Narrator voice: It was definitely the same.

You don’t get to be the richest person in the world by being well adjusted.

There is not a single person on earth, let alone an entire state, whose favorite Thanksgiving side is fruit salad. 

Managed to stay away all year

We bash the prequels because the prequels were bad.

Well cool, thanks for squashing the image Kinja.

When do we want to play EVE?

Way to add to the convo. *sigh*

So even if you do eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding?

They don’t even understand what their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, was all about. Do we really not expect them to screw up interpreting Sci-Fi as well?

So your main takeaway from her post is that she writes funny, not that there was some (at the least) creepy shit going on that they had to make a rule like that in the first place? She was like 14 years old.

How embarrassing.

Someone on another site noted that Monica goes through three walls (well, two walls and a fence) before she goes through the barrier.

This feels like the stock market equivalent of Eve Online. I’ve still no clue what’s really going on, but find it amusing to read about it all the same.

Don’t let ‘em get you down Megan.  Just think of all you’ve accomplished by having a father!