I’m extremely pleased to learn this weird factoid today.

Wow, an impressive defense, Burners. I feel like I just watched Marisa Tomei school a dude on ignition timing.

Then there are many other things that would also be considered “not a meal” simply because they lack sides.

The restaurant really screwed up on this one. It is true that they do not have to comp the drink. The customer also does not have to come back.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Really had to hold myself back from writing about that. We’re trying to stick to sporks. 

Hi Allison,

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but at this point I’m just following Fallout 76 news for the entertainment value.

Well any good British comedy list will always start with Monty Python. if not the show, then at least Holy Grail.

And a Ferrari is just a glorified overpriced Fiat. And a Fiat is just a glorified overpriced golf cart. And a golf cart is a glorified overpriced go cart. And a go cart is a glorified overpriced lawn tractor. And a lawn tractor is just a glorified overpriced motorized grass cutter. And a grass cutter is just a…

I said something about this in a previous post. Adam Gase is a sociopath. This is the same guy who left his wife, Innards still laying atop her torso, and newborn baby in the delivery room with a simple “You good?” to go have a meeting with Peyton Manning. The way he coldly and calculatingly executed his plan to…

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

Just gonna drop in to say, please don’t attack this program just because of this guy, seemingly an anomaly. I’m a defense attorney in California. Mental health diversion is a relatively new law but already benefits a lot of people, who need help rather than jail time. Most of my clients who have gotten it are young…

“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

“Don’t break into someone’s house and then shoot him” doesn’t seem like an especially impossible standard.

You sweet summer child. 

In a league that “cares about player safety” this man still has a job. Not to mention he fucking sucks as a coach too. 

If he wants to sit next to his wife that badly, his wife could have offered her upgraded seat to the aisle or window seat in the row behind you and there almost certainly would have been a taker. Assholes.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job