Yeah, but compare to the south when it snows...

people from up north are mediocre. People who see snow <2 times a year are hopeless.

i'm typing this in one hand b/c i have yet to remove my other hand from my penis having read the penis entries recoiling in fear and relexively grabbing my penis to prevent anything from getting lodged in my urethra

what kind of scum eats tomato soup?!!!!

Could one of you liberal, fascist, cake loving, neo-con sluts tell me what the fuck SMH stands for?

If you were a real baker, you would already know the answer to that.

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

This tour has everything: capes, wigs, Illuminati symbolism, several men dressed like they are in the hit musical Cats toting Katy Perry around the stage while she makes faces...

I disagree with this, I have a feeling I'm not alone...

I am humbled by Mark for writing this article about my "alien look." Thank you. I started doing this a few months ago, I'm self taught and it is just a fun way of entertaining myself and the people around me. To the people who do not enjoy it; sorry about that. To the people who do; thank you for the kind words & if…

I'll just leave this here...

Because people are unempathetic self centered jerks who cant live outside their own experience?