if you took every scorned baseball player’s apology at face value, you’d conclude that it’s a shame that PEDs don’t enhance intelligence. It’s amazing how incredulous they all seem to be. Fuck that. Own it if only to not make yourself sound like a moron.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

I bet we’ll find out that Cooper is a serial killer.

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

West Virginia originally split away from Virginia because the residents of West Virginia were not treasonous when Virginia was.

Nintendo must love losing money to scalpers.

Hey,I’ll take that significant piece of Sox memorabilia off your hands for a fair price.

Sleeper pick for the worst pick of this bunch? Justin Gilbert. Yes, he was bad in the way all Browns picks are bad—he was lousy at football and out of the league before his rookie contract expired—but just look at the next NINE picks in that first round: Anthony Barr, Eric Ebron, Taylor Lewan, Odell Beckham, Aaron…

WWE storyline? Looks like Gronk is making a run for the White House in 2069.

+1 Holy shit, I remember when The Rock was just a pro wrestler, too.

Never been a big fan of Sergio’s but I can’t remember the last time I was this happy for a major winner. He deserved it.

I appreciate the effort to shit on Nantz, but the guy is as big as it gets when it comes to golf in Spain, John Rahm was ever talking about him being a big influence along with Sergio. Sergio’s been talking about Ballesteros being an idol of his for a long time, like over two decades. Fuck Nantz though.

Do you think Jim Nantz has ever considered that Sergio Garcia might actually not give a shit about Seve?

Tiger’s even getting surpassed at holes damaged now.

You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Don’t worry, these things go in cycles.

“Katz is not a handsome man. What he lacks in physical presence, he tries to overcompensate with his bankroll.”

Switzerland disagrees with your statement

There will also be a promotion in which any player concussed during a TNF game will get an Echo.

You have to pay for Amazon prime if you want the option to mute Jim Nantz.