You realize you used the word “unmolested” about a story where the new stadium resembles a butthole?

Definitely not. If the experience brings you joy commensurate to the amount of the money you spend, then it was money well spent.

How hard is it to take free money? He inherited an asset that cities, banks, and other rich people want to throw money at?

The only winner in that whole fiasco was the tarp salesman...

Any other comment from here forward is unnecessary. Salute!

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

Because other athletes didn’t take them, and followed the rules as currently written.

Owning a successful business is the dream of a lot of people. Is owning a roofing business some kind of lowbrow thing in your world?

Kentucky fan here. Please, feel free to wallow in my sadness.

Living in central Oklahoma, the difference in weather coverage is amazing.

“Oh no. We’ll lose all those Raider fans,” said city officials, while unsuccessfully trying to keep from laughing.

Yeah, like I get that fans are sad to watch their team leave, but by all metrics, you’re so, so much better off that it’s hard to get upset about them leaving. I’m sure the city of Oakland has more pressing matters to spend that money on.

I mean, if you’re a grown man and you can call a teenager an asshole for changing his mind about where to go for college...you really can’t let an opportunity like that slip by you.

If you think you can predict where an armed battalion of Redcoats will show up, bossing you around and commandeering your house for soldiers’ quarters, then best of luck in your fool’s paradise.

Yea why would we want to keep this winner out of the country?

Drunk driving and sexual assault. Can the Steelers sponsor his visa?

I know with all the horrific xenophobia going on this is a hot issue but isn’t a repeated DUI offender suspected of sexual assault someone you might want to actually deny a visa to?

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

God, he’s so smart. I fucking hate what he did for the Sox (Yankees fan here). He’s like Bellichick and Poppovich all rolled into one, and what’s more his personality is FAR closer to Popp than Bellichick so I can’t even hate him.

I don't see how this changes anything