Nah. Simmons will buy this place. Rename it Bosspin, & turn it into a Real World encyclopaedia.

I *wish* David Vitter’s hooker would have saved at least one of his diapers. For posterity.

omg her tragic spelling of spaghettios

Greatness. Pure greatness. She inspires me and countless other little black girls to not be ashamed of our bodies, our strength, our hair, just fucking everything. The Williams sisters are by far my favorite athletes and are some of the best in their sport. People will talk shit, some deserved, but she is the best.…

I’d imagine this wasn’t drastically different from his first date with Anjelica Huston.

See that door over there? Jack Nicholson is in there and if you sign with us, you can also go into that room where Jack Nicholson has been for the last 3 months. We don’t know what he does in there. We don’t ask. But we know he’s in there and only Lakers can go in there. The only other rule is you have to go in there…

Your name is deeply apropo.

Are you real?

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

This would never have happened on team from 10 years ago. THAT Vikings squad knew all about love. And seamanship, for that matter.

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Am I a bad person for taking almost as much joy in the pee-pants tantrums the Conservatives are throwing over the ruling as in the ruling itself?

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Only at FSU can a QB punch a woman in the face and the response is “at least it’s better than the last guy.”

Jeez, this is depressing. How about some positive news about athletes paying their bills? How’s Oddibe McDowell doing on his water bill payments?

Trust me, I won’t. I’ve seen what happens when you call the police for help these days.

So I work construction/demolition EHS. Having randoms walking around a partially demolished structure is one of our worst nightmares. Next time leave a note with your next-of-kin letting your family know they should not hold the property owner responsible for your safety and should not sue in the event of your death.…

That depends on the towel.

Jesus that didn’t take long...

Damn, that Republican primary is heating up