The last time I was at my favourite Chinese food restaurant at 4 am I stole an untouched egg roll from the departing group’s table.

I was saying boourns.

I was saying boourns.

I was saying boourns.

In all fairness, the Rogers Centre is sports’ equivalent to purgatory.

No, stupidity and straw manning won't be tolerated. Now move along.

Isn’t it fun to play Racism Mad Libs?

For those claiming that no one actually cared about Grantland... I would like to point out the fact it’s been the #1 trending topic on Twitter in the US since the news broke this afternoon. Clearly some volume of people actually give a shit.

I believe you have entirely missed the point.

I couldn’t agree more. I would argue that Serena’s competition has been tougher. In any other generation, Maria Sharapova would have a dozen majors and Venus more than likely would be sitting around the same number Serena is.

I don’t think people appreciate how amazing Serena is. She’s playing at a level no other woman can compare to at an age where most women have retired or at best are sitting around where her sister is sitting in the rankings.

Would that be his exposure to Damon, Shawn, and Keenan? I didn’t think celebrity could be passed on through osmosis.

The only difference between football now and football then (much like almost everything else) is we have the ability to see all kinds of things we were never exposed to due to media coverage, social media, technology in general. The 90s were even worse. We just didn’t have 22 different ways to vocalize our opinions.

Ummmm... could you provide me the list of RAPE sentences that have been handed down as punishment for someone marrying someone of a higher class than them in the United States?

This isn’t tough to figure out. Keep hunting weapons and ban handguns. Why on earth would any normal person need a handgun?

I don’t like it. I just live in their WWE Universe.

Because once you get through the classic stuff that’s worth watching, you realize you’re left paying for terrible PPVs and low rank programming that would make the executives at VH1 blush.

This isn’t wrestling. It’s sports entertainment.

From a longtime subscriber... Just don’t. Trust me on this one.

Have you seen a Blue Jays game lately? I’m pretty sure Tulo took them from an empty cavern to a sold out stadium in about 0.2 seconds.