And then there’s all the cool things our slaves built:

Wait a second, there’s no fucking monorail?

Do these have anything to do with the protests or are these just drunk fans fighting?

cause being oppressed gives me the right to assault others trying to hold me down, like my girlfriends.

Gotta say, I feel pretty safe in this judgement.

Commence the unthawing of Beano Cook!

Heyman's on the Mount Rushmore of micwork.

Actually Kevin, up here we call it Skelecurling.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Screech was suspended for violating Bayside's strict Zero-Tolerance policy regarding knives on school grounds.

I prefer Dan Patrick by leaps and bounds over Cowherd and Rome. DP has much less dead air, will ask his guests tougher questions. But the big thing to me is when talking about themselves, Patrick comes off as more self-deprecating and playing a character (especially with Danettes chirping in) while Cowherd and Rome…

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

Ah man, still too soon.

Today we had free tacos for lunch in the office and Tommy came back with a plate of rice. Fuck this guy.

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Wait, I thought we already elected Daulerio?

What fucking Jets fan ever went to school?

The final conclusion to this story is right or wrong, you're a Jets fan and that makes you infinitely wrong in the eyes of man and God.

"Shot down" would have worked better.