[guy has never seen UFC before]

He's going to have a hard next few weeks of Jury Doodie

This is awful—what did Florida State's football program ever do to deserve this kind of treatme—

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

They're pleated. And they're spectacular.

<Michigan AD on phone call>
Michigan AD: "Yea, I'm married, does it matter? You'd do that for me? Really? I'd like that."
<Wife enters, agitated>
Wife: "Who are you talking to?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San Fran."
Wife: "Jim from San Fran at 3 in the morning <grabs phone>...who is this?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San…

Welcome to the club.

I eagerly await reports of the first drunk 3-AM-on-a-Saturday text exchanges between the two following the break-up.

SF: I miss u bae
Harbaugh: Michigan treats me better than u
SF: MICHAGUN WONT DO THE THING YOU LIKE
Harbaugh: Please don't say it
SF: BUTTHOLE

I'd like to know more about this brass tax you speak of... Is that on all brass or just the pieces tenuously linking your head to the rest of your body? Given your mastery of the English language, I just went out on a limb and assumed you were a bobblehead doll.

You are dumb.

I am constantly amazed that AOL is still a thing that exists.

Watt for placekicker.

How is he "lying to himself"? People are able to remember, solely in the confines of watching wrestling, that the dude was entertaining and fun to watch. Creating a throwback match that you remember being awesome in a PPV doesn't make you a sick person. It also doesn't condone the horrible/fucked up things he did…

Apparently you've never heard a HHH promo.

I went to law school with 100 people like this. Don't go to law school.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Because cops are generally shitbags?

I'm guessing based on the size, he must be the 9.

I like the subtlety.