I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

It's so weird. There's this thing you can do to remove some of the uncertainty and investigate the evidence ... what is it? What is it? OH YEAH. A TRIAL.

Yes, feel bad for Walmart. Did you cry when Darth Vader threw the Emperor down that shaft?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

This is really a moot point for the city of Miami, given that its team's stadium will be underwater by 2020.

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

+1st overall pick

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Believing something stupid is one thing. Supporting and working for someone who wants to impose those beliefs on civil laws at the expense of his fellow citizens civil rights is something else entirely.

I love how Andy Reid is still a punchline in anything comical happening to the Eagles.

(That's not sarcasm, I genuinely laughed.)

Andy Reid did the same thing into the post game buffet.

I'm going to t-row up.

Oh, I can lie the shit out of something. Y'all don't even know the whole truth.

"I pay my mortgage on Simmons picks!"

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

Nothing beats Looney Tunes, a bowl of Apple Jacks and Pro wrestling at 11 when the cartoons were over.