Dungy's real problem with Sam is that he needs to get him out of the way in order to steal the ring back from Frodo.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

This post has reminded me of one of the reasons why it's great to be gay and why straight guys hate us haha

I have invited Fivethirtyeight.com data journalist Reuben Fischer-Baum to discuss this spreadsheet and what it may indicate about the sexual prowess of the guy who made it.

Dick Vitale might be the world's most adorable human being.

I'm pretty sure if we gave this dude some coke, he'd just transform into a cloud of confetti that never fell to the ground.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

Brazil's asylum process consists of a single question:

Typically you have to pay good money at a freakshow to see a woman with four boobs...

Lucic: Don't think for a minute that this gets you out of taking me to that Alouettes game like you promised!!!

well hears to hoping that after a few more evolutionary cycles the bears will figure out how to resume killing rednecks

THEY DID IT!!!!!!!

I have been there, but somehow I doubt that you have.

Historically, the world has gotten more liberal over time.

Incognito has shown to be a problem for years. He's now 32 years old, not 22.

I miss Brooke Alvarez.

Personal annotated responses:

I appreciate good snark as much as the next guy, but I don't think belittling mental illness is a particularly 'snark-worthy' topic.

Figures someone with the world's shittiest beer as a handle would have this opinion...