The DC gyms are nuts. One day after launch there was a 1000 CP vaporeon outside of my office. ONE DAY. I’m still proud of my dumb 200 CP kingler.

Pokeworld problems

We live among Pokemon... AT LEAST WHEN THE FUCKING SERVERS ARE UP!

Also, there a Shaymin mystery gift that lasts until he end of the month. Just thought everyone should know.

Beyond fanart, fan theory, and fanfics, Zarya is also the kind of woman/character who becomes an icon for LGBTQ people.

5 games releasing on Wii U in one week? Not counting eShop that’s almost more games than the rest of the year put together.

I’m more weirded out by his rectangular wang. I mean, you assume it’s a cellphone, but perhaps Tingle canonically has a geometric weenus. I’m certainly not going to Google it.

I was waiting for Abzû since the few pictures we got during E3 2015... Not disappointed with what has been shown this week, it will be a definitive purchase (you can’t go wrong with Matt Nava and Austin Wintory), yet another game shown at E3 was high on artistic grounds as well, and I haven’t seen anything on Kotaku…

Grippy and Slippy? Dangerously close to some euphemisms there

Knights of the Round was so long if you use W Summon, its like...what? 4 Summons in a row?

Considering how good these games are and the apparently little probability of Nintendo making a new one any time soon, I’m surprised nobody has gone and made a non-Nintendo, cease&desist-safe “spiritual successor”.

Unless the other pokemon aren’t consenting or of age.

That’s some grade-A 8u115hit right there.

I can’t edit for some reason, but that’s not even true. They’re currently building it, but it won’t open until 2016.

Cosplayers lead dramatic lives. Ratchet (of Ratchet and Clank fame) cosplayer and TAY contributor division-ten told me how she encountered the official PSX Ratchet cosplayer, and they had an intense staredown. “They waited for me to put on my mask,” she said. Evidently, though, the encounter ended peacefully.

So mine is kind of long, convoluted, and ultimately sad but here it is:

Yeah, but GBD warned us to proceed with caution to be fair!

This may make you sad, but... I have literally every amiibo in the Smash Bros. line, and they’re all out of box.