It’s almost as if trying to ensure that vitally important societal needs get taken care of by relying on voluntary private contributions instead of mandatory collective public funding is a fundamentally idiotic proposition! But that can’t be right, can it?

The fact that Star Wars has never had an anthology series-Like the Animatrix- is mind boggling.

you would know that we love the World Cup

You love the World Cup so much that you endlessly bitch about CORRECT calls being made with technology.

Holy shit, we get it, Deadspin hates this World Cup. Fuck man, I haven’t seen this concerted effort from a publication to ensure the world knows their opinion about something since The Ringer closed shop after GoT ended.*

It’s almost as if making racist comments and making light of Nazis will make you popular with racists...

It happened in Montreal so...something with strippers? Smoking strippers? Smoking strippers making a big deal about sub-par bagels and ok deli meat? Fin du Monde?

The man is a fucking embarrassment. Oof

Naturally, the worst choice Brazil has for President picks the worst choice for Sonic games (and among the worst games in general) to champion himself. Next he’ll decide to use visuals from Aliens: Colonial Marines to promote his military. 

Fuck Bolsonaro!

Yeah, if this was an average world leader it’d be one thing. But playing along with a literal member of the military junta that inspired the term neo-fascist is not great. Especially who’s take on modern issues is “I’d rather my son be dead than be gay, and let’s kill the indigenous tribe members and take their land.”

Maybe let’s not get all cutesy about a fascist dictator on the verge of genocide? Making a tiny joke about it in the first line doesn’t make a difference. This isn’t an article Kotaku, or anyone else, should be running unless you’re willing to really confront the shit Bolsanaro has said and done.

I’ll never understand the American workers willingness to trust in the humanity of one rich asshole over the efforts of a union or even elected officials in government.

There’s a difference. Stafford had Megatron for however long and still didn’t get shit done. Fitzgerald had an old Kurt Warner and damn near won a Super Bowl.

You’re making those names up.

If you put the Trump admin and his legal team on a Lord of the Flies island, they would kill and eat each other within an hour before realizing their cellphones still worked.

But the distinct lack of upper case makes it clear that the words were being used descriptively, and not as a title. And in that case, “special forces” is indeed a fully appropriate way to label elite military forces of any ilk.

“I was elected to lead. Not to read.”

Webb was great at Tech. The only reason he transferred to Cal was because the guy in front of him is the current NFL MVP favorite. What a dumb move by the Giants