I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

To be fair, that DOES ruin a BJ.

“You are the biggest idiot on this thread.”

Rarely does one see a sentence that by its very posting immediately defeats its premise.

“There’s too much teeth in my blow job.”

Only Boston fan can complain that a book titled Belichick: The Making of the Greatest Football Coach of All Time is somehow unfair to them.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Cutler would have been the true test, and he would have been murdered by Belichick. 

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

But at least it got the reply everyone deserved.

not the kind of comment worth anyone’s time in the least

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Porra, cara, nao sabia que tenia mais um.

God, I hate the Saints but Drew finally found a way to make one of these WYTS that is genuinely unenjoyable. I guess the upshot is he now gets to look forward to Cousins throwing the ball three yards passed Diggs in heavy traffic before yelling at him.

How often do you need to shit?  Most people only need to go once per day.  If you can’t manage that then you might want to cut back on the Taco Bell.  

Of course one bad apple spoils the bunch.

That said, that one bad apple was a long time ago, and now the whole bunch is spoiled.

My brother’s a cop, and he tries the “bad apple” defense of shitty cops to which my reply is “so why are the ‘bad apples’ always fiercely defended by the bunch?”

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

“I’m stuck in a situation where I have to stay with my family because I’m paying for all these lawsuits and I can’t afford to do that...but they’re cucked,”