I haven’t seen a basketball player freak out from someone swallowing a frog since Brent Barry.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

It’s basically just mental jackoff material for right-wing writers. “Ooooh this is what I woulda done if I was there! Boom boom! Pew pew!”

In the most egregious instance of Hollywood “whitewashing” yet, David Ortiz is played by Cameron Diaz.

This whole election was about how working class white people feel. That’s what swung the election. They don’t get to vote on their fucking feelings and then tell everyone else that feelings are for pussies. I mean, apparently they do, but you have to see how hypocritical that is.

Yes, because words have no meaning and thus there should be no consequence for the words that we choose to use.

We were totally undeserving of Obama, while Trump is exactly what this country fucking deserves.

“some wonderful and some difficulties. I very much look forward to dealing with the president in the future, including counsel.”

Ivanka must be breathing a sigh of relief after having three.

I mean sure you aren’t supposed to wear the flag because it’s supposed to be a revered symbol but we are just gonna pick and choose what we get outraged over and it’s probably going to be brown people’s fault.

I love the flag so much I forgot the part where I wasn’t supposed to wear it

Or they thought “oh, like the Contras, as in the right-wing anti-Sandinista groups who the US secretly funded during the Reagan era despite being forbidden to do so by Congress! Let’s get her front and center! Does anyone have Oliver North’s number handy?”

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

It’s funny how you lead with RZA being paternalistic and somehow fail to mention this from his statement (emphasis mine):

No, Froggy Fresh aka Krispy Kreme is the baddest, but I’m picking up what you’re laying down.

Yeah, but was Kylo Ren actually a badass? Maybe in real life, but in the movies he seemed soft and whiney. He couldn’t even defeat the chick in a light saber fight when it was her first time using one.

I find this incredibly disrespectful to our troops.

But also both a criminal mastermind genius dictator and completely weak and ineffectual. It’s impressive everything he has both accomplished and not accomplished at the same time.

Agreed.