Wait, are you telling me Cowboy Joe West isn't gay? Do the Village People know this?

You mean the David Putty face painter with the high pitched screech? I only knew her for 9 seconds and she may be the worst person in Minnesota!

Well in the interest of keeping up the loathsome tradition of Deadspin victim blaming...3...2...1...here we go!

You will never win in this league until you admit the whole thing was an inside job!

How do you think Andy Reid feels? And please, no low hanging fruit comments...Reid ate that too.

That isn't Joe Maddon! That is a promo poster from Kurt Russell's upcoming Joe Maddon Biopic, Joe Maddon: Turning shit into shinola!

Why do I have a feeling that this judge is not only anti-immigration, according to his statistics, but anti-abortion, anti-birth control and anti-anything a woman or child need after child birth. "Procreate, then stay at home and take care of your kids and leave all the lawy type stuff to us men!" may be his message.…

Yeah, the biggest problem we have is "Big Union" lobbying. Not Koch brothers lobbying, or big farm lobbying, or big oil lobbying. It is the union, who want to prop up the middle class with living wages and safe working conditions that is the problem. Unions are legally allowed to collectively bargain for their…

Tripping balls is one of my all time favorite sayings! Thank you for this!

KKK

I should have scrolled down before making the same comment! I guess I can send you a royalty check or something.

Am I the only one who is wondering if the n after the second (minority) is supposed to stand for something or is just a typo? I would think at this point she would go full on racist and own it but in her crazy mind, maybe that would be "too far".

Hmm, Brett Favre or February '70 at the Filmore East? I'll take the latter, but to each his/her own.

This is the best. A couple of those kids looked like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs! Oh, and they may as well learn now that some women take pleasure in us looking like silly helpless little boys...Schadenfreude is alive and well in Wallkill, NY!

In all fairness, Nick Foles has enough whiteness for 10 men, so that skews the numbers a bit.

I read in the article he was in the morgue awaiting autopsy. Doesn't everyone know it never works icing the kicker?

Rob Bironas is currently in the morgue...this brings new meaning to the phrase "freezing the kicker"!

It's just a half-baked attempt for free advertising. Seedy, in my opinion, and stems from a budding career in sales, which is when it all goes up in smoke. My puns are getting really shake-y. I better wrap it up.

Has she not an oz of respect for her chosen profession?

I smell a skunk.