On the bright side, they found a buyer for the Papa Murphy's Hawaiian Stuffed Crust pizza (with dick cheese) made by this Texas bro. They almost look related.

look, this will be unpopular but it is accurate. The scouting report on rice says "hits holes hard". They knew this was going to happen. No reason to be outraged now.

I know the guy. He has a mean slice. Sorry.

+1 X chromosome

Be careful. There is probably a guy in jorts reading this right now, crushing his third Busch pounder. He is gonna head to Tom n Jerry's to gather a posse. The good thing is he will get sidetracked by his buddy with a couple oxys and the "not good enough to work at Turk's" bartender and forget about exacting revenge…

The only thing this guy is missing is a bald cat for his lap. And a lair, he has to have a lair. And a side kick with an eye patch. Any actor playing a movie villain should be required to shadow this guy for a few weeks.

Insert Andy Reid fat joke here.

"ANDY REID DIES CHOKING ON TITLEIST AFTER READING CONFUSING DEADSPIN HEADLINE!"

What's the big deal? Andy Reid did that every week of every camp...of course it was blue cheese but still.

She may get a little chilly in that getup. Good thing it's smallpox blanket giveaway night.

The only question I have, will that thing fit in McConaughey's fanny pack? And can you smoke weed out of it?

Learn something new every day! I always thought snakes had no bones in them!

How long until someone posts a pic of a pissed of Johnny Football and dubs him....wait for it...The Cleveland Steamer!

I am not sure who the comedy elite are but I would think Louis Ck qualifies on most lists. He had him on his show in a pretty cool understated role that Williams played perfectly IMO. Anyway, I would think Louis respects him to do that.

Wonder if Hernandez can get a free Pouncey hat in the slammer?

I am not sure but once they met his one offer, the kid should have come off the name!-Indian Giver!- Dan Snyder

Is that his weight or the number of times Wayne Fontes contemplated suicide?

Candlesticks always make a nice gift. Maybe you find out where she's registered and get a place setting or a silverware pattern. OK, let's get two.

I clicked on one of the links, and it turns out Frank Hoover is the COUSIN who makes 4800 a day on Google and just bought a new BMW. Hmmmm.

And a Game Cube