Could be worse...

I see Double XP knows what the best Final Fantasy game is!

u/dontgettoodistracted gave a great possible solution where you have random orientation of subsequent corpses. That way you get the piling of skeletons that everyone wants, without any possible abuse.

Whoa this is my level, nice!
I also make Mario Maker 2 videos of various types at my YT channel:
https://www.youtube.com/c/dannybplays

At the risk of sounding totally antisocial (and risking people asking “why the hell did you buy this game in the first place), Instant Action sounds like exactly the sort of no-brain time-killer that will get me back into playing this. I liked the MP fine, but there’s always a level of inherent stress playing against…

Marvel isn’t DC with the whole “I DON’T KILL PEOPLE I’M TOO GOOD FOR THAT” - except when it’s like one-on-one and serves the plot to be like, “This feels murdery, I’m gonna be better than that.” Like, the Avengers pretty unambiguously killed a shit ton of random henchmen throughout all the Phase 1-3 movies. They might…

I only watched part of Thor’s gameplay, but there shouldn’t have been a single person left that wasn’t mashed to paste.

It’s more forgivable in a game like Ultimate Alliance, because those games are cartoonier looking and less serious. But when I can hear the hammer smashing a dude, and cars are getting wrecked from…

Not going to lie, felt a bit uncomfortable during the Hulk sequence when he smashes two guys together who are begging “no, no, no no no no!” and when he ragdoll flopped a dude into a crater on the ground.

Nintendo does every shitty anti-consumer thing possible, and go out of their way to f-over their fans. They are worse than Apple. People still love them, though because ... have you seen the new  Animal Crossing trailer? OMG it’s so cool. It’s like the one they released 6 years ago, only this version is on a new…

Wait, are those supposed to be human enemies? Because the Avengers just flat out murdered a whole load of people right there...

Trying to trademark a word? Fuck them.

It would actually be decent if it was a video game movie instead of a specifically Mario movie. Put references to Sonic. Have them use Doom weapons. Do Mortal Kombat moves and throw a heidoken. Same story but mixed up with a bit of Tron.

Honestly, the movie is much better in retrospect. I’ve seen so many modern terrible movies now, SMB actually seems like a fun weird sci-fantasy movie.

All I saw in this article was Timesplitters. And all I want to see in Timesplitters is a PC version so I can play with friends that aren’t close by. Which is all of them, since they don’t have cars, and I have a kid to take care of.

So long as they don’t bring back that asshole The Shoal I’ll be happy.

Wait...

“In addition to this news, the report also stats that Steve Ellis, one of the creators of Timesplitters, will help plot the future of that series.”

You don’t actually know what an asset flip is.

Once when I was about to beat somebody at Magic: the Gathering Online, he went on an antisemitic rant about how he was going to “kill all the Jews at Wizards of the Coast.”

I’m impressed. I’m impressed with a lot of the creations from Dreams. I could see myself watching these episodes and being completely entertained as a child. Fun* fact: I partially grew up in Germany and these remind me of some of their child friendly programs.