Short answer: No.

honest question: do you watch many Warriors games? Draymond Green is one of the 2-3 best defensive players in the NBA, and is also somehow top 10 in the league in assists as a power forward. He does everything out there.

He’s a good QB, skirt

yeah I’ve never watched him play either

Key there is “some of his claims”

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

Fuck Peyton Manning. Fuck his phony good ‘ol boy persona, his hobnobbing with Republican politicians, the spitefully racist cover-up of his sexual assault at Tennessee, and how the entire sports media world refused to cover his PED scandal for literally no other reason than blatant favoritism. Fuck Peyton Manning.

“This truly is all there is to Tom Brady: He is a very rich man who squirts liquid salt into his drinking water.”

Jesus it’s like you don’t even watch football.

Personally deadspin had made this win even sweeter. All the salt they’ve put out has been delicious. Especially knowing all the shit we’d have to eat if they had lost.

“And over 90 minutes, he drank those 45 ounces or so of Elmer’s glue, then ate the 80 game tokens he found on the floor.”

Bill Polian, Colts GM and unwavering loudmouthed asshole, was the one who pushed through the point of emphasis on defensive contact downfield after the 2003 playoffs (after the Pats beat the living shit out of the Colts receivers), and yet it was the Pats who immediately benefited from it.

Depends on which higher power you believe in: god or Belichick.

I mean, water with salt supplements is basically Gatorade without the food coloring and sugar, so Brady’s pseudoscience is less pseudo than Wilson’s.

As a big Pat fan, I’ve probably heard over 100 interviews with Tom Brady. Except on the vary rate occasions when you get him talking about food and diet, Tom *never* has anything interesting to say. And every reporter has to know this by now, right?

Draft round selections of NE’s 5 OL starters this year: 1st, 3rd, Undrafted, 4th, 5th. A lot of Brady’s success is due to his ability to instantly diagnose coverage and release the ball in 2 seconds. This is not, nor has it ever been, anything resembling the Cowboys OL. Ryan Tannehill would still get murdered and be…

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

Yeah. I know Brady is an obvious and easy target for these deconstruction pieces, because there’s nothing much to him besides the “I want to be a great QB and win stuff” drive. But that’s kinda admirable in a single-minded focus way. He’s obsessed with it.

Unlike so many of the tattooed geniuses in the NFL, Tom Brady makes no other claims other than he’s an NFL (Championship) Quarterback.