That joke was pretty baaaaad.

Seriously, don’t flush those.

I’ve given up on trying to understand how other people wipe. What kind of Goddamned psychopath WADS 26 fucking squares. We have opposable thumbs people, we don’t need to wipe with the dexterity of a fucking grizzly bear.

Jokes on you, Atlanta Zoo, cockroaches are nigh unkillable, just like TB12. You just cursed the rest of the NFL with a quarterback who can’t be stopped, despite being behind in historic deficits, or by nuclear fallout.

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

The quote was prompted by a question King asked Brady, on a trip to Montana that I’m sure his (struggling) parent company had to pay for. This isn’t like quoting from prepared remarks at a press conference.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

no, airport food was expensive before 9/11 too

Nope. Look at the position of his hands. He’s swinging that motherfucker backwards. What the fuck is wrong with this dickwad?

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

We’re in 2017 — something like this should not happen in America.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

It seems like once every 200 years this kind of play happens, such as back in 1976 when North Dakota State lost a game when a ball bounced off a player’s shoe and went into their own basket.

“Man, this 3-1 Warriors meme hasn’t gotten old yet.”

This is definitely the biggest sore loser in sports history. YOUR TEAM LOST, GET OVER IT,

Pats fans are, I wouldn’t say angry, but annoyed with Faulk because he continues to mislead the public and push a dumb false narrative that “spygate” was about recording practices rather than hand signals (from the wrong location, as Tony Dungy helpfully drew attention to this week). The guy looks like a sad dickhead…

We just troll him because he gets SO ANGRY about it.

Great player but man do the Patriots own more real estate in this guy’s head than just about any other player. He will never live that down. It’s like trying to convince a 9/11 truther that they are delusional. No one is ever gunna convince him that the wall through taping didn’t happen even when every fact says it…

We’re 15 years from him grifting Ohio to give him millions of dollars to run a video game company into the ground.