Not that I’d expect you or Deadspin to get this, but maybe publishing the smear is necessary because it puts it on record? Contributes to a story down the road when McCloughlan inevitably sues?

He didn’t hold onto the ball though. 20 fumbles.

That was the joke.

Of all Deadspin’s jokes, this is by far the least funny.

Hah LeBron’s a joke. If you want to give him the MVP, make him play 100% for the whole season.

False.

+1 morning show duo

Flopped into Belichick, and then probably flopped looking for a technical. But fortunately Belichick is only concerned with winners.

Workshop this

He should be the one finding a shot.

The Cavs only won last year’s Finals because of Kyrie.

LeBron James will always put it on someone else to win a game. He’s very much like Michael Jordan in that regard.

Unless the league rigs it for Cleveland again, the Warriors should win anyway. KD just made it virtually impossible for an upset.

You sound like the meathead frat bro who thinks a loveable goof like Gronk is creating the wrong image of meathead frat bros. The difference being Gronk isn’t an asshole.

Why do you hate fun?

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+1 Posada sleep over

Patty Red loved a massive dong or two.

When the Patriots and Warriors do it, probably

He must have ran into the principal in a Publix parking lot.