Aww christ. You just need to stop them from protecting what should already be going into the tax coffers, you don’t have to take their money.

And absolutely charging the US govt for it. That’s what he does - extort.

+1 Deputy Marshal Givens

Wait, the only guy there got to cherry pick in front of the net, and not have to do the hard work flushing the rat out along the boards?

That can’t be said enough.

Didn’t Sean Penn write that?

The line sucks, brosef. Always has. Brady makes it work.

No shit.

So do you want to cuddle up to Peter King now, or dance around in his skin because he talked to Deadspin’s non-Simmons crush?

Only the President can invite the Russian ambassador in to see the Big Board.

Because Seattle gets a championship or two because of that?

That one didn’t fail by an inch. It failed because of a ludicrous spot from the official.

But the guys on the boats in the Harbor didn’t.

Some players are assholes. Assholes do tend to get put in their place though.

I like this alternate history where the Pats won the Super Bowl in 06, rather than Peyton being carried by everyone else on his team (again).

Rodney Harrison dropping the INT should read Asante Samuel.

And if two JAG receivers don’t turn into Jerry Rice/Julio Jones and pull a catch out of their asses, Brady is 7-0 right now. Or even with them but two calls go the other way in AFC title games, he’s still at 5. Freak plays go both ways.

They went 9-7, and were probably moving on from Bledsoe coming into 2002 anyway. 2003 at the latest. And they would still have been the best team in the league in 03 and 04.

There were, like, 5 tweets. And they weren’t all from Boston.

And the front. And likely a decent amount of time in California.