“Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational offense.”

prime time just said that the Colts run, in general, was due to stealing signals. I didn’t know the colts were relevant, even when they were, which also tells me that all teams do the exact same thing. Some teams just do it better, and at the end of the day, execution is going to tell the story. Fuck your expert…

All this Super Bowl proves is that this year, in every way/shape/form, Deadspin has been comprehensively owned not by Denton, not by Univision...but by Barstool Sports.

I like Tom Brady. I don’t like you, Marchman.

I think you’re are a crybaby, you think you are a crybaby, Fuck you, Brady is the GOAT.

I had no horse in the race, but I was okay with the Patriots winning.

Fuck you. I love Tom Brady. Tonight more than ever.

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

you don’t like Tom Brady

No way. I am devastated, devastated by this thing, but there is no way that Edelman catch was not bloody amazing. It was amazing.

He was on the stage right next to him, he looks just like him. The two boys were standing and he was holding his daughter.

He’s pretty good at football though.

Atlanta’s bed shitting actually makes this easier to handle. If you take your boot off the Pats’ neck for even a second because of an unforced error, give them just that millimeter of daylight, then fuck you. You get zero sympathy.

“This is the sort of thing that haunts a city for a long, long time. And it should!”

And for one, brief, shining series, that catch was one of the best catches in Super Bowl history.

It’s always a fine balance between the winner coming back and the loser choking.

Absolutely! Lets enjoy it! It was a phenominal play to be sure.

This is the sound of utter, defeated desperation.

Brady is Jordan and he’s Gretzky.

Be happy we’re all alive to watch the greatest QB win in the most incredible way imaginable.

It’s a win for excellence and commitment and saying GO FUCK YOURSELF to Roger Goodell. And boo the fuck out of him on TV for good measure.

Bernie would’ve won.