5. Dane Cook

You don’t think the Pats sort of played prevent on him that day? I do. No scores and not close to scoring.

Before anyone starts with all of this “It’s because he’s black” crap, let me point out that Wayne Gretzky, despite all his amazing accomplishments, is also not in the Football Hall of Fame.

You need to take OBJr right off of that list.

I don’t care for Duke or Allen, but that play is exactly nothing like the intentional trips he made earlier in the season. Come on.

They didn’t. And that’s not what that sentence says.

Dude stop being such a homer with all of this “woulda, shoulda, coulda” schtick...they lost AT HOME to the Chargers, along with the crappy Eagles. Not to mention KC and the Bucs which are teams you SHOULD beat if you’re so good. The Pats lost a game to the 7-9 Bills with their 3rd stringer, THAT is a valid excuse.…

...then why wasn’t Atlanta at least 14-2 or 15-1 if they were so “good”? Because their schedule clearly showed they couldn’t put up points against great defenses (Seattle and Denver, both under 25) and their defense could only shut down horrible offenses (Rams, Niners and Panthers under 20). You really think Seattle…

The current President is literally incapable of understanding the basic operations of a cockpit. You can call him a flight attendant or a baggage handler if you want, but that’s not the job he was elected to do in the context of this cartoon.

This article is way too complimentary of the Patriots for it to be written by Samer.

Dude, GB is NOWHERE close to NE on a talent level on both sides of the ball, and Brady missing a quarter of the season has been more consistent overall. The fact that the Packers were so depleted and their best player was literally bubblewrapped didn’t prove Atlanta was far better. Face it, Atlanta was only 11-5…

Lol. Well yeah no kidding it depends on your beliefs. But my political beliefs don’t rely on a constant stream of curated lies. The New Right does. Seriously. I mean yes that sounds smug but it’s reality that their ideology is almost completely dependent on lies now. Whether that is believing that whites are superior…

*Writes blog about how Simmons thinks he’s more important than he actually is.

Name George W. Bush’s speechwriter. Do it now. Since they are all public figures, you should be able to.

Getting slapped down by Ted Cruz wasn’t enough for you guys? You have to go after Simmons too?

certainly Favreau/Pfeiffer/Vietor’s roles in the White House were monumentally more important than what they did for The Ringer but I don’t think you can argue their celebrity hasn’t been significantly enhanced by their podcast, which seems to be point Simmons is making. it’s probably the only non-terrible point he…

Link to Steve Kerr talking politics during the dumb between quarters interviews?

Too bad we’ve let the terrorists win.

Plaschke falls into that category too, although people don’t assume the worst about LA just because he writes from there. Shank writes from Boston and even though everyone here loathes him, itmakes the rest of the nation think we actually agree with him. Ugh.

When the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup in 2011, it was my mountaintop as a sports fan. I’d been a season ticket holder for a decade, been through the canceled season, and all sorts of indignities. Beating Vancouver was better for me than 2004 for the Sox or 2001 for the Patriots. That entire summer I had this…

Shank hates the Pats, so if they lose he’ll be taking a victory lap in print Monday morning. He’s a vile piece of shit.