What the hell is the USCUniversity?

Thus completing his qualifications to be a strength & conditioning coach.

Rapsheet is hardly at the ‘call Ben Bradlee and tell him “fuck you”’ level where someone is going to screw him after the report.

Which you figured might have warranted a mention in the piece.

Sorry about your ban, real shame we won’t get to see Westbrook rip your head off.

oh nooooooooooooo

If this were run elsewhere, how many Deadspin writers would be lining up to dunk on it?

Only if San Antonio is the new Gotham.

It’s been talked about as so large, it has to be entirely mediocre.

He didn’t drag shit to the playoffs.

Even that photo has LeBron trying to crowd in on a moment that has nothing to do with him. He’d have been better off recreating his 2011 Finals performance with those two.

Thanks, Obama!

But Boston, amirite?

The Broncos SBNation site is a cult where they are as delusional about Elway as they are their team.

+1 backdoor cut

No Patriots fans say that (outside some lean years in the late 80s/early 90s). It’s everyone else saying they’ll turn ‘back’ into the Lions when Brady and Belichick retire.

Maybe he has a completely crazy idea about how many sets they should play.

I’d take the coach, there are far more examples of great coaches pulling wins from nothing than there are great QBs dragging a horrible team anywhere near the title. 

He might not have started in 2001, but by all accounts he was passing Bledsoe in terms of running the offense the coaches wanted coming out of training camp and not far behind in everything else NFL QBs need to do. It probably plays out the same way, only without the 01 Super Bowl and everything else gets moved back a…

Even LeBron’s hypothetical siblings wouldn’t be supporting this.