Too bad it wasn’t AF1. Would have solved a lot of problems.

Maybe just a private “preview” flight for Musk and his bestie Trump. Just a demonstration, like how the Cybertruck’s windshield was supposedly bullet proof. Just do that!

I would hate it if the new and improved AF1 crashed into my house, but I would consider making the sacrifice for the good of the world. Though about half the world is unworthy of that sacrifice.  Impacting Mt McKinley or the Gulf of America might be fitting.

Yes, please rush these planes out without any quality control checks.

wait, wait. Hear me out.
Let’s say we let them rush the planes with the help of Musk. What’s the worst that can happen? Since we know what is Boeing quality control these days....

Exactly.

Collatoral personnel damange is a problem, but the thought of Trump and Musk flying together on a hastily assembled aircraft.... I mean, I see some upside potential. 

LOL, this administration of billionaires does not give a shit about normal working people

He’s a savage lunatic and goddamn the assholes that voted him in.

Volkswagen needs to pull a page out of Foxconn’s playbook. Make like you’re going to build a plant somewhere, but you just need to find the “right place.” That’ll convince the Dipshit in Chief that you’re going to give him what he wants, so he’ll back off of the tariff threats. 

Well, there IS a Stuttgart, Arkansas.

You think Porschophiles look down on the 924? I can only imagine the distain they’ll have for redneck-built models rolling off the assembly line in Alabama.

I really hope “throwing peel” catches on as the standard method of trolling Cyberfail drivers.

I mean, look at their Idols; Trump and Musk. I never heard men bitch and whine so much about how the world is so mean to them.

1. I pulled up a block from ASUC. A female student walking by talking on the phone said that a Cybertruck just ruined her day loudly, obviously wanting me to hear it.

The irony of the Fascism-Curious suddenly caring about hate crimes is delicious.

There’s multiple videos of him at previous events doing “my heart goes out to you” and it doesn’t look very Seig-Heil-y 

One poster claims to have had a banana peel left on their car,

and has the ear of the president.  great times great times.

The elmostans are calling his nazi salute “throwing his heart to the crowd”? Seriously? What a bunch of stupid fucking twats. If you have a CT, you get the hate you deserve.

The richest guy in the world is a 4chan reject apartheid nazi shitlord, what a time to be alive.