He had a disproportionate amout of oops to alleys here

I think you meant 3-16.

"This is not a drill! It's a hammer and nails... Now let's see if you can actually complete a fucking cross, Tim."

Thanks for clarifying! I gave it the ol' college try with the Afrikaans guess. Totally agree a phone isn't worth risking your life over.

I think this is Sotho (definitely not Afrikaans), but it is definitely a bit scarier when you realize one of the muggers was armed. From what I can tell, one of the film crew tells the reporter the mugger is pointing a gun at him, and at that point they hand over their phones, wallets etc.

He should have chased them. Then it could have been like an episode of cops.

All things considered, this might be one of the chillest muggings in history. The bad guys went about their business pretty calmly and politely...

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

At 1:25, a mothafuckin' blue team Russki just gets laid the bitch out.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

He also hasn't eaten any of the low-hanging fruit, I'd wager.

I think it's pretty clear, he's got a bad case of stankdick

I see your Seraphin reaction, and raise you a 'Melo.

Here you go....

Actually, it's pretty common for these kinds of shirts to get donated to third-world states, where issues such as mass corruption and excessive police force run rampant.

LASAGNA

What an example to set for the baby, who will undoubtedly start kicking her before long.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.