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Dr. Tobias Funke (Analrapist)
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I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

I think the issues are simpler than you make out:

More fucking horseshit.

Phillips did not “enter the space between them” - he explicitly said on CBS News that he walked into the high school group to prevent them from harassing the poor innocent black protesters. The fact that those black protesters were using vile, homophobic, racist language is downplayed by you,

Parallax can’t account for the puck being obscured by the post, which is only possible if the puck has passed the goal line.

He doesn’t even need to apologize. It’s not racist. White people claiming things are racist doesn’t make them racist. If they want to talk to him and ask him not to say it again, fine. But he owes no one an apology. This blog post is more of a story than it should be.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

Finish chewing your kale first before you write stuff, you might choke.

US Navy apologizes for disclosing its top secret flight plan for North Korean flyovers

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

A football team is NOT a Ranger battalion. Do NOT compare the two.

But this is her identity. Who are you to tell her who and what she is?

LaVar Ball should pay his fine

That’s an amazing goal.

Nashville couldn’t score on 4 power plays, including a 5 v 3. They have no excuses. The better team all series won. The only thing I don’t get is how Crosby got the Conn Smythe. Yeah he’s still Sid and he’s still amazing but he did miss some time and I think Malkin or Guentzel would have had a better case.

If the penguins win, he will be the only goalie ever to win two Stanley Cups as a rookie.

The Penguins still have some tricks up their sleeves

Also, if we’re going to start discussing missed calls and pretend like they are all favoring the Penguins, it’s important to point out the missed double-minor from the Caps high-sticking Jake Guentzel in the third period and drawing blood from his lip. That’s a 4 minute double power play that the Caps got away with,

Nah, man. Quite the opposite of rare. This is “Someone captured the epitome of this thing we all experience on video. Let’s use that as a starting point to commiserate about it.”

I read pissed as a verb in that headline.