This is basically trackmania no?

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because..... 

“Ka’Deem Carey has been fined $6,076 for a uniform violation.”

You should try being here in DC. There’s only one ‘best player in the world’, and he plays for the Capitals... then you hear about the second-best in the world being Backstrom, etc... then you realize the rafters at Verizon Center are full of Southeast Divison championships and the big thing the local blog is crowing…

Really, any of the 3 thar aren’t the NFL. NBA keeps getting better (though the pure suck of some teams makes some games unwatchable), MLB is timeless fun (if you think the baseball is boring and can devote 4 hours to watching 6 minutes of football, fuck off) and the NHL isn’t at its best right now, but features the…

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

Or the Indians blowing a 3-1 lead to the only team with a longer history of losing.

I’m very confused by this stance when by all accounts the exit polls show that the minority vote that helped Obama get elected was significantly down in this election. What does it say about those voters that sat this one out? Yet somehow it is the voters that came out are the ones who are the racist and/or sexist…

Basketball is a bad sport. I never liked it tbh. Put it in the dumpster where it belongs.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

Let’s give Give credit where it’s deserved people... Lebron James called this at his Halloween party..

Nope, he gets all crossed up.

If Aroldis didn’t have some inkling he might have to get more than three outs in an elimination game, then he might be dumb enough to unload an entire handgun into a garage wall.

“You’re acting like putting him in was a no-brainer and every manager would have done that when it ends up backfiring 99% of the time.”

Joy is such a disgusting emotion