That’s what I thought when I first read the headline.

What are the chances that Seinfeld was the winning buyer of this manual?

Its going to be hard turning it left when it just wants to go right, into the stands.

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

Klutch Sports Group, which sounds like a Macedonian gag news site

If I were San Antonio, I’d gin up up as much interest among Boston/Philly to raise the asking price. I’d demand Ingram, Josh Hart, and 8 straight years of SA-optional 1st rounder swaps starting in 2020 to get around the Stepien Rule and to use if/when LeBron leaves/gets old.

I’d leave Lonzo and Lavar with the Lakers…

What’s even more shitty, is that Holden has a Colorado-based Trailblazer, which GM could “Americanize” as easily as the truck - which has been pretty damn successful.

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Fake exhaust tips. The current Audi designs (like on the SQ5) are especially egregious. It just looks so awful.

It’s the matchup that Trump’s America deserves.

No, probably confederate

I think a vacation for all this and some Baller Bros is very much in order. Deadspin tour group?

Oh, and here’s another guess:

Bailey was, and still is, the hottest.

My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

Is it wrong that the first thing I did after seeing this was to start scouring CL for 1st gen talons/eclipses?

YASSSSSS Subway tile EVERYWHERE! I moved in to a new house and you know what the best part of the master bath is? mother-flippin SUBWAY TILE